There had been a lot of unhappiness in the hen house about overcrowding. Pig Trump had said that the problem was animals coming from other farms to Swamp Farm. He wanted a bigger fence. The blue chickens thought that there was plenty of room if the hen house was expanded.
“Trust me”, said Pig Trump. “If you agree to the new farm fence, you can move into the old turkey shed. It has been empty since November.” “Yes, we promise that you can have the turkey shed from now on”, said Weasel McConnell. “Yes”, said the red chickens.
The blue chickens looked at each other. It did seem a good deal. After all, it was a commitment from the President of Swamp farm.
And the turkeys were still away on their promised holiday after agreeing to vote for Thanksgiving…..
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