The sleekest thoroughbreds, pigs and golden ponies- had gathered at Cuckoo Clock Farm.

Cuckoo Clock Farm was blanketed in snow, a featureless everywhere for the richest and most influential animals – with the actual power to change the farmyards of the world – to lecture those without power – the ordinary chickens and draft horses and milk cows.

Cat Blanchett had been stroked and praised 🎥. Although the small crowds for Flamingo May 🇬🇧 from Corgi Farm was a reminder that every farmyard political career ends as a feather duster.

Some had been surprised that Pig Trump had come.

But Pig Trump knew his audience. From the luxury barn, high in the mountains of Cuckoo Clock Farm, trickle down economics did in fact seem like a very good idea.

However, below the snow line, stacked by the barns at Swamp Farm and Corgi Farm were bags marked “Corbyn and Sanders – fertiliser”.

And while the thoroughbreds, pigs and golden ponies danced at Cuckoo Clock Farm, the chickens, horses and cows were now gathering around the bags and muttering amongst themselves….