Leatherneck Turtle Kelly was catching up with some of the plans to “bring everyone together in Swamp Farm”. 🙄

He was no longer bothering to read the results of FBI investigations for security clearances for White Barn Staff.  Which had given him back quite a few hours a day.

The plans for the farm parade were developing more slowly than Pig Trump wanted. Even the red chickens were nervous about yet another market day celebration – many animals were never seen again after earlier events.

But other ideas from Pig Trump’s trips, and television watching, were coming together.

Just like at the Forbidden Farmyard at Dumpling Farm – there were now large pictures of Pig Trump up on the White Barn

While he had never been to Bad Haircut Farm, the television stories on Fox News had led to all of the animals working in the White Barn to be given little note books to copy down each of Pig Trump’s tweets.

And the currency, which had been called the “Cornpone” since before anyone could remember was being renamed the “Snout”. 🐽

But some ideas had, wisely, met with less enthusiasm.

While wearing a crown 👑  would have definitely helped with the flyaway hair problem, at this stage it was thought that perhaps it was more a local custom best left at Corgi Farm.

But most sensibly of all, Leatherneck Turtle Kelly has resolutely ruled against Pig Trump appearing with his shirt off after swimming in the Covfefe River. 😳

But summer was coming…