With the first anniversary of Nightmare Mueller Day, Leatherneck Turtle Kelly had decided that a fun party with his friends might help keep Pig Trump’s mind off his problems with Nightmare Mueller.

Although in the desperate darkness of his shell at night, Leatherneck Turtle often wondered if Pig Trump’s mind was ever on anything else but Stormy Nights and the Mulligan Paddock.

Or whether in fact he had any friends?

But the party planning was proving more difficult than expected. Pig Trump often went to Deer Hunter Paddock, but the coal moles weren’t really party people. Mnuchin the Munchen, Meerkat Jared and Golden Pony Ivanka all preferred a war zone.

Which really only left that intern who told very funny jokes in staff meetings.

Finally, they settled on going to Singapore Sling Farm. It had all the things that Pig Trump liked – capital punishment, whippings and no opposition party.

But the problem still was finding guests.

Rocket 🚀 man from Bad Haircut Farm had more or less invited himself. And while Pig Trump didn’t normally think that fat badgers were good party animals, Rocket 🚀 Man had promised to show Pig Trump his anti- aircraft guns and flame throwers.

But then Walrus Bolton had ruined things by telling everyone they would party like they did at Libya 🇱🇾 Farm back in the old days. Which then made Rocket 🚀 Man worry that he would be left with a massive hangover and wake up in the morning sleeping in a concrete drainage pipe.

And so it looked like it would be the animals from Vegemite Farm, again. They had come to every party Swamp Farm had ever organised, you could ask them at the last minute, and they would bring their own beer.

Or perhaps another Stormy Night instead…..