Pig Trump stood proudly outside Melania’s new Chick-fil-A.
It had all started when Mnuchin the Munchkin had handed the hotel account over to Pig Trump.
“The hotel in Singapore Sling 🍸 Farm says we have to pay for everyone before the party. Apparently they had heard that Rocket 🚀 Man and his friends didn’t pay last time”.
Pig Trump thought carefully. The trickle down economics had not really worked yet. And there wasn’t much money.
And then it hit him. Melania has plenty of free time. He had no idea what she did all day. And in fact, he had not been able to find her for three weeks.
She could run the Chick-fil-A. The money problem would be solved.
Fortunately, there had been some spare land which apparently had been kept aside for years for endangered animals. But Porcupine Pruitt had had them all killed and so the land hadn’t been needed anymore.
Pig Trump did wish the other cabinet members were as focussed on results.