Washington: March 13, 2019

The White House today appointed Felicity Huffman as the new head of the Office of Management and Budget.

Earlier in the day, President Trump had tweeted “I like winners”.

A White House official later explained hat the President has been impressed that Huffman had only paid $15,000 for a college place for her daughter while Lori Loughlin had paid $500,000 to the same supplier.

This information on the real cost of college entrance is potentially embarrassing for the President as the Middle East peace process – the most complex negotiation in history – is in the hands of Jared Kushner whose admission to Harvard cost $2.5 million – greater than the apparent price tag for a Californian teenage Instagram queen.