Farmer Joe had tried for forty years to buy Swamp Farm. And he had been thrilled as he had hammered the new DelAware Farm sign at the front gate.

But it was now eight months since the disputed auction. And six months since Pig Trump had tried to burn down the White Barn. And while everything had settled, a slight unease mixed with the August summer heat.

The recycled manure heating system recommended by AOC had been ordered from Glasgow. But quite against everybody’s expectations, it now turned out that there wasn’t actually enough bullshit in DelAware Farm and the nearby down of DeToqueVille* to warm the White Barn.

Farmer Joe had lived in DeToqueVille most of his life. And while he hadn’t expected Weasel McConnell to lend him the money for the manure heating system, he was beginning to worry about the money for the new bridge over the Covfefe River.

Running DelAware Farm was starting to be harder than he expected.

But he suddenly brightened. At least he could make the recycled manure heating system work 😊.

He knew where there was an absolutely inexhaustible supply of bullshit 💩 💩💩

And all he had to do now was find that forwarding address that Pig Trump had left behind on the kitchen bench!

* De Tocqueville believed that those who seek public office were often poorly educated and open to corruption.