Pig ๐ท Trump sat alone in the library in Pig Barn. The night sounds of the the Big Apple ๐ Orchard drifted in from the street.
It had been a grand affair yesterday as Chief Justice Owl had sworn in the new President of Swamp Farm.
But the crowds were definitely smaller than on January 20, 2017. He remembered the sheep and the goats and the horses cheering him as he pledged to make Swamp Farm Great Again.
The day when this story really begins.
This is not a record of what has happened since that day. It is not made up. And it is not everything.
But it is something.
And it is simply what those who were there choose to remember.
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