Washington: January 15, 2023

At an age when remembering where you left the keys to your Corvette is an achievement, the discovery by Biden of Top Secret memos from 2016 has given new hope that items lost by earlier Presidents may still be found.

Unfortunately, real progress has been slow.

A spokesman for George W Bush said that there was still no sign of any Weapons of Mass Destruction. And the Obama Library confirmed that the Red Line was still somewhere in Syria. However, both spokesman were emphatic they had existed.

In contrast, Trump’s lawyers said that they were confident that no actual searching was necessary for them to swear an affidavit that there had never been a copy of the Constitution in the White House between 2017 and 2020.