French fantasies

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Palm Beach: September 1, 2022 Speculation continues as to what is the information Trump has on Macron’s sex life. Are the rumours true about what you can do with a breakfast croissant in the privacy of your own chateau. Attention is now turning to what the CIA has on other former world leaders? Historians point to the 90s British cabinet minister who had sex with his Chelsea ⚽️ football shirt on! As the Daily Mail said – at least he…
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Sweet promises….

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Canberra: 21 April 2019 The Australian political parties have published their Easter egg policies. The Labor Party wants everyone to have an equal number of eggs. The Liberal Party are promising more eggs – but only after 2022. The Nationals want a Government subsidy. The Greens say that all Easter eggs should be fair trade chocolate. One Nation are only making eggs available in Queensland. And the United Australia Party simply published a photo of Clive Palmer – it’s so…
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It’s the system, mate…

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In reality, all the evidence is that our politicians come from a common background of organising the taxis at Sydney airport.

It is not just that they are used to working in a really badly designed system.

And wear a high vis jacket.

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The end of indulgences

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Canberra: by our bunyip correspondent ✉️ Exactly one hundred years ago, the men and horses of the Australian Light Horse charged over open ground for more than two miles into entrenched machine gun and cannon fire. The charge was a victory for strong and brave men far from home. And so what is going on in the country that these horseman left behind? The President of the Australian Senate – after reading newspaper accounts of senators being expelled from Parliament…
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