Melania sighed. Why was this so hard, she thought? “Because you said that when you say would, you mean wouldn’t”.
There had been some wins against smaller opponents such as Maple Leaf Farm. And a draw against Bad Haircut Farm. Croissant Farm had learned that letting Swamp Farm win only worked in the short term.
It had all started when Mnuchin the Munchkin had handed the hotel account over to Pig Trump.
“The hotel in Singapore Sling 🍸Farm says we have to pay for everyone before the party. Apparently they had heard that Rocket 🚀 Man and his friends didn’t pay last time”.
Pig Trump sat looking glumly out on the Cofveve River.
He had really thought that Rocket Man was his friend. They had passed notes between them – special secrets. There had been the name calling. And sulks. And then they made up, and were really really good friends. And Hog Pompeo had told Rocket Man how much Pig Trump liked him.
With the first anniversary of Nightmare Mueller Day, Leatherneck Turtle Kelly had decided that a fun party with his friends might help keep Pig Trump’s mind off his problems with Nightmare Mueller.
Although in the desperate darkness of his shell at night, Leatherneck Turtle often wondered if Pig Trump’s mind was ever on anything else but Stormy Nights and the Mulligan Paddock.
Pig Trump thought he should just talk to Nightmare Mueller. Most of the animals had believed him when he had said he would drain the Swamp. And even though Nightmare Mueller was not a Facebook friend of Pig Trump, surely he would would believe him?
The Swamp Farm Trumpets 🎺 are getting perilously close to that most desperate of excuses for a sporting team’s failure – “this is a rebuilding year”.
Bullock Tillerson has been sacked by Coach Trump. Like a number of the other players including Goldmine Cohn and Mnuchin the Munchkin, Bullock Tillerson had been a star in the Corporate League.
However, he failed to handle the different playing style of the Farm League.
There had been an added urgency to Spring training for the Swamp Farm Trumpets baseball ⚾️ team at the Mar-a-Lago Paddock.
Pig Trump had agreed an extra, unplanned game against Bad Haircut Farm.
The Bad Haircut Farm Missiles had never been part of a regular competition. They had had a pretty strong team in the early 1950s, but most games since then had been intramurals with Dumpling Farm.