Cuckoo Clock Farm

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But Pig Trump knew his audience. From the luxury barn, high in the mountains of Cuckoo Clock Farm, trickle down economics did in fact seem like a very good idea.

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Trust me…

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“Trust me”, said Pig Trump. “If you agree to the new farm fence, you can move into the old turkey shed. It has been empty since November.” “Yes, we promise that you can have the turkey shed from now on”, said Weasel McConnell. “Yes”, said the red chickens.

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One minute….

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But not everyone listening was happy.

“To be honest, I had hoped that he would forget he was President and spend his day choosing gold leaf for hotel bathrooms” said one of the crowd who was tearing up after hearing that it was multiple choice test and involved pushing a button.

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Less is more….

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There is surely no connection between the workload of the President of the United States and the time that it takes the third rock from the sun to spin once on its axis.

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