A drunken pig had crashed a supercharged tractor into Swamp Farm Primary School, injuring lambs, and chickens, and calves and foals.

While wearing a crown would have definitely helped with the flyaway hair problem, at this stage it was thought that perhaps it more a local custom best left at Corgi Farm.

Meerkat Ryan had offered each of the blue chickens, the draft horses and the cattle $1.50 each to turn up. But no one really thought that would be enough.

And so Pig Trump and his management team cut costs by sacking the regulatory and environmental teams. Although unfortunately cost savings measures have been blunted by the need to double the size of the legal team.

Finally, after some effort – Pig Trump Properties managed to raise a large loan from The Bank of Future Generations. That loan has now been used to buy back shares from the twenty largest shareholders.