Pig Trump thought he should just talk to Nightmare Mueller. Most of the animals had believed him when he had said he would drain the Swamp. And even though Nightmare Mueller was not a Facebook friend of Pig Trump, surely he would would believe him?

The Swamp Farm Trumpets 🎺 are getting perilously close to that most desperate of excuses for a sporting team’s failure – “this is a rebuilding year”.

Bullock Tillerson has been sacked by Coach Trump. Like a number of the other players including Goldmine Cohn and Mnuchin the Munchkin, Bullock Tillerson had been a star in the Corporate League.

However, he failed to handle the different playing style of the Farm League.

There had been an added urgency to Spring training for the Swamp Farm Trumpets baseball ⚾️ team at the Mar-a-Lago Paddock.

Pig Trump had agreed an extra, unplanned game against Bad Haircut Farm.

The Bad Haircut Farm Missiles had never been part of a regular competition. They had had a pretty strong team in the early 1950s, but most games since then had been intramurals with Dumpling Farm.

There was tarnish on the name plates on the empty stalls once used by Flaky Flynn, Owl Priebus, Wombat Spicer, Snake Bannon and Golden Pony Hicks.

Although Leatherneck Kelly’s stall was still occupied, the lack of any capable stable hands meant that his once burnished shell was now grubby from the floors of the White Barn.