London: 13 January 2020 The Queen announced today that Meghan and Harry will cease to perform royal duties and move to Canada. The formal announcement stated that: “There are complex matters to resolve, and there is more work to be done, but I have asked for final decisions to be made in the coming days”. A Buckingham Palace spokesman said: “Her Majesty wanted to thank the Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, for allowing the Leave campaign team to assist in negotiations…

London, 12 January 2020 (ROYF) Shares in the British Royal Family (ROYF) (#changenothing #ginandtonic #neigh) were down in Friday trading on news of management dissatisfaction in its new US acquisition. It’s a familiar story of an established organisation seeking change and new talent through the acquisition of a successful small entrepreneurial business, that is then smothered by traditional management. There were particular problems around dress style (jeans and pantyhose), secrecy, alleged excessive use of private jets and remuneration. This is…